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Quotes from the Limousine Challenge, it is in need of more quotes, please.

Richard Hammond[]

(After Clarkson shows the pulley system in his limo) I thought you [James May] had sniffed thinners making that [the Salfa Romeaab].

I hope you don't mind the mask, there is no roof. Hopefully, we don't get to meet any terrorists. (His windscreen gets hit by paintball shots fired by Clarkson and May) Oh no, terrorists!

It’s the stinger next. (notices the water cannon) No, hang on! It’s the water thing first! (gets sprayed due to having no roof, but misses the stinger) Convertible, as it turns out, not the best idea.

James May[]

(while using the pulley system in Jeremy's limo) It's an ingenious solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place.

(After the wheel comes off due to Hammond's earlier tampering) Oh, the wheel won't-- (bleep)!

(Declaring himself the winner of the J-turn evasion challenge) The rules said, ‘Hits on the car’, not ‘Hits on the wedding vegetables.’

Jeremy Clarkson[]

Here’s a Top Gear Top Tip: (raises a chainsaw to show the viewers) Rent one of these, 35 quid a day, someone you don’t like very much, cut their car in half.

(After May shows his limo is just a merged Alfa Romeo and Saab) What kind of paint thinner were you sniffing when you thought of this?

(After getting carpet burn on his hands) How am I going to explain this to my wife?

(Seeing Hammond and May aim paintball guns at him) Oh no, a pathetic road block!

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