The twelfth and penultimate episode of the first series of the Amazon motoring show The Grand Tour premiered on the 27th of January, 2017. It is entitled (Censored) to (Censored). Filming for the studio segments of the show took place in Loch Ness, Scotland.

Synopsis Edit

Segments Edit

The guys head off on a tour of Central Europe in three brand-new SUVs, taking in some of the rudest-named towns in Germany and Austria along the way, with May taking the Bentley Bentayga, Hammond the Jaguar F-Pace and Clarkson a Range Rover.

Also, the guys prove in a short video that launch control is the most "pointless thing" ever fitted to a car.

Track Test Edit

Clarkson hits the Eboladrome in the new Lexus GS-F.

Celebrity Brain Crash Edit

The guest this week was Hollywood director Tim Burton who attempted to cross Loch Ness in a mini-submarine, but was killed as it implodes before reaching the tent, which Hammond blames on the Loch Ness Monster.

Tent Location Edit

For this episode, and the one before it, the tent was pitched in Loch Ness, Scotland in the United Kingdom. More specifically, the tent was pitched on the shores of Loch Ness itself.

Trailer Edit

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The trio head on a tour of Germany and Austria to test a series of luxury SUVs, in a trip that involves an off-road race, a high speed run on the Autobahn, and some very unusually named towns.